http://dralion97.deviantart.com/art/The-Conspiracy-of-Celestia-376855277?ga_submit_new=10%253A1370785572
Based off a conspiracy that came up thanks to Ruuqo during a DoS session.


AdvancedDefence: If the whole ‘Celestia raises the sun’ bit is for not confusing young pony’s minds, then how come older ponies believe it as well?
Ruuqo: because Celestia actually has mind control powers that forces peaceful and obedient thoughts into all ponies 
so all believe she is the one true princess, higher than all and doesn’t want anyone there to challenge her or start a revolt
so long as ponies follow her silent thoughts and commands, they will live in peace
they will only think positively
befriend all
love and tolerate
Ask Sailor Ponies Mod: So, it’s communism and monarchy mixed together
Genius!
Ruuqo: and no one even knows -because they do not know any better
the only ones not affected are those who are not connected to her
meaning non-ponies
griffins, minotaurs, changelings, dragons
which is why they fight
suffer from greed and hate the ponies
Ask Sailor Ponies Mod: OMH
Ruuqo, you’re a genius
How did we not figure this out
Ruuqo: but the ponies will not believe anything non-ponies say
AdvancedDefense: Arrrrrrrrgh.
Ruuqo: because it’s seen as absurd
and ridiculous
Ask Sailor Ponies Mod: I think we’re breaking someone’s perfect reality here
Featuring the ponies:
Werelight Shine
Fleur de Lis
Ruuqo
Skylark

http://dralion97.deviantart.com/art/The-Conspiracy-of-Celestia-376855277?ga_submit_new=10%253A1370785572

Based off a conspiracy that came up thanks to Ruuqo during a DoS session.

AdvancedDefence: If the whole ‘Celestia raises the sun’ bit is for not confusing young pony’s minds, then how come older ponies believe it as well?

Ruuqo: because Celestia actually has mind control powers that forces peaceful and obedient thoughts into all ponies

so all believe she is the one true princess, higher than all and doesn’t want anyone there to challenge her or start a revolt

so long as ponies follow her silent thoughts and commands, they will live in peace

they will only think positively

befriend all

love and tolerate

Ask Sailor Ponies Mod: So, it’s communism and monarchy mixed together

Genius!

Ruuqo: and no one even knows -because they do not know any better

the only ones not affected are those who are not connected to her

meaning non-ponies

griffins, minotaurs, changelings, dragons

which is why they fight

suffer from greed and hate the ponies

Ask Sailor Ponies Mod: OMH

Ruuqo, you’re a genius

How did we not figure this out

Ruuqo: but the ponies will not believe anything non-ponies say

AdvancedDefense: Arrrrrrrrgh.

Ruuqo: because it’s seen as absurd

and ridiculous

Ask Sailor Ponies Mod: I think we’re breaking someone’s perfect reality here


Featuring the ponies:

Werelight Shine

Fleur de Lis

Ruuqo

Skylark

  1. spoopiness reblogged this from alskylark
  2. alskylark reblogged this from dralion97 and added:
    AH, AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HOW DID I MISS THIS!? THIS IS FANTASTIC! And what the hell, that’d make Celestia a twisted...
  3. alskylark said: Wait wait wait whaaaaaat!? AHHHHHHH THIS IS FANTASTIC HOW DID I MISS THIS!? DDDDD:
  4. askfraglantia reblogged this from ruuqo and added:
    In the words of Bane: “Ahh good, I wondered which would break first. Your spirit or your body.”
  5. foxyshy reblogged this from twilightunbound and added:
    ME NEITHER. NICE THEORY BUT NO. CELESTIA IS NOOOOOOT EVIL.
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  7. twilightunbound reblogged this from dralion97 and added:
    (OOC: I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS HEADCANON.)
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